STUDENT: Ms. Tripputi...Ms. Tripputi...
ME: Yes
STUDENT: I had the weirdest dream. I dreamed that you and Mr. So and So were umm you know umm...
ME: What? Kissing?
STUDENT: Ummm no...having SEX (in a soft whisper)
ME: WHAT?!?! (in a loud scream)
STUDENT: Yeah and everyone was watching and taking pictures...
ME: OKAY?!!?!
I was completely speechless. I mean, what do you say? Who does that? Who tells you their most intimate dreams? I was truly shocked because this student is one of my top students. I still don't even know what to do with this new found information... to be flattered or grossed out.
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